C is having his 6th birthday this weekend. Indiana Jones theme! So I decided I needed snakes. I got my idea from Bear Toes
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Snakes....homemade!
C is having his 6th birthday this weekend. Indiana Jones theme! So I decided I needed snakes. I got my idea from Bear Toes
Saturday, February 21, 2009
We made art!
The boys did some fun painting, each in their favorite color. Idea
L's picture:
C's picture:
W's picture:
Now I have to find a place to hang them!
L's picture:
C's picture:
W's picture:
Now I have to find a place to hang them!
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
How to maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and See How Many Looks You Get.
7. Order a Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat, With A Serious Face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You Have a Headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running Towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and See How Many Looks You Get.
7. Order a Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat, With A Serious Face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You Have a Headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running Towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Yearly Physical
The nurse starts with the basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 5', I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 2".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 5', I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 2".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
If you want to Blog this today too, consider yourself tagged!
TODAY'S TO-DO LIST:
Take L to get his u/s. Go grocery shopping.
WHAT'S FOR DINNER:
Penne with Roasted Butternut Squash
http://www.marthastewart.com/recipe/penne-with-roasted-butternut-squash-pancetta-and-sage?autonomy_kw=squash&rsc=header_36
2 CURRENT SONG CHOICES:
Anything by Lonestar
Katy Perry's Kissed A Girl
2 CURRENT FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
TAR
Survivor
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED:
Kung Fu Panda
LAST CHORE YOU COMPLETED:
Laundry
COFFEE OR TEA:
Tea
BOOK YOU ARE READING:
Dragonfly in Amber
SHOE SIZE:
8
FAVORITE COLOR:
Red
FAVORITE NUMBER:
22
IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD AT THIS VERY MOMENT, WHERE YOU YOU BE:
Greece
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TODAY'S TO-DO LIST:
Take L to get his u/s. Go grocery shopping.
WHAT'S FOR DINNER:
Penne with Roasted Butternut Squash
http://www.marthastewart.com/recipe/penne-with-roasted-butternut-squash-pancetta-and-sage?autonomy_kw=squash&rsc=header_36
2 CURRENT SONG CHOICES:
Anything by Lonestar
Katy Perry's Kissed A Girl
2 CURRENT FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
TAR
Survivor
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED:
Kung Fu Panda
LAST CHORE YOU COMPLETED:
Laundry
COFFEE OR TEA:
Tea
BOOK YOU ARE READING:
Dragonfly in Amber
SHOE SIZE:
8
FAVORITE COLOR:
Red
FAVORITE NUMBER:
22
IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD AT THIS VERY MOMENT, WHERE YOU YOU BE:
Greece
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Monday, October 6, 2008
The Halloween Bug has hit!!
This is a Karen Foster Advent Calendar box decorated with papers from D. Corbitt.
Monday, September 8, 2008
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